Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

image

This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…


faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate


cooba22:

This one wins

(Source: elementofcrime)

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 


(Source: feedmesashimi)

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene


(Source: OH-KEVIN-GEE)

moppsi:

so do NOT tell me women have it fucking easy until you are instantly and instinctively afraid of every strange man that ever approaches you